Funny!!!!

Pick the number of the month you where born:

1- I fell in love with

2- I ate

3- I smacked

4- I sang to

5- I gave my number to

6- I murdered

7- I shot

8- I danced with

9- I chocked on

10- I went out with

11- I kissed

12- I hugged

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Pick the day you were born in:

1- A homeless guy

2- your mom

3- a banana

4- a fork

5- a Mexican

6- a gangster

7- a ninja

8- an iPod

9- my best friend

10- a goat

11- my dog

12- my dad

13- the computer

14- a football player

15- my neighbor

16- myself

17- a soda

18- a llama

19- a pickle

20- a stuffed animal

21- a weirdo

22- a sock

23- a doctor

24- my psychiatrist

25- a policeman

26- my brother

27- my sister

28- a baseball bat

29- a DVD player

30- my best friend's brother

31- my cell phone

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Pick the color of the shirt you're wearing (no cheating plz) :

White- Because I was high

Black- Because I was drunk

Brown- Because your mom told me to

Pink- Because I'm retarded

Red- Because the voices told me to

Blue- Because I'm hot and I do what I want

Green- Because I hate myself

Purple- Because I'm stupid

Gray- Because that's how I roll

Yellow- Because someone offered me 1,000,000$

Orange- Because I love my family

Other- Because that's what I do


SO this is what I got....
I hugged a DVD player Because I'm hot and I do what I want
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